Spin to win, today we land in Headlong Hall (1816), Chapter 5. 

MR. PANSCOPE:

...you seem desirous, by the futile process of analytical dialectics, to subvert the pyramidal structure of synthetically deduced opinions, which have withstood the secular revolutions of physiological disquisition, and which I maintain to be transcendentally self-evident, categorically certain, and syllogistically demonstratable 

SQUIRE HEADLONG:

Bravo! Pass the bottle. The very best speech that ever was made.

MR. ESCOT:

It has only the slight disadvantage of being unintelligible.